But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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