I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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