We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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