He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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