I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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