So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
In America we eat man semen.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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