Don't you send me to vm
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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