BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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