Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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