i used baking grease as lip gloss
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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