Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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