im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
vagina is talking i cant
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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