I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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