she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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