It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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