noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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