There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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