the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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