I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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