Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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