sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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