i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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