We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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