ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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