whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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