Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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