3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
