so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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