Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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