Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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