yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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