I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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