all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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