No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
