I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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