Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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