I'll bet she douches with gravy.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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