so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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