some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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