why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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