The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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