I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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