I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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