But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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