Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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