this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
soo... how was my night?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
