no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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