I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
