i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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