I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
