The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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