I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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