Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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