One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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