Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
my liver is dry heaving
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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