Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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