Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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